It started while I was still in Afghanistan. I thought to myself where should the Girl and I do NYE? Should it be in Chicago which I did last year. No. Its to damn cold. Should we do it in The Fabulous Las Vegas? YES INDEED! So when Colton threw up the flyer for the event at Cathouse I was floored to see such a damn good deal for open bar... So I jumped right on ClubZONE.com and purchased 2 Open Bar Tickets. Then I started to see that alot of forum members as well as a group of friends from CHii living in Cali and AZONA were coming out I thought to myself I mine as well get a table. So I did. I shot David Riviera an email and told him that I would like to get the 2 bottles of liquor and a bottle of Dom Perigon for the toast at Midnight the begining to what was and is the start of a phenominal year. A year I am finished with my enlistment in the USAF.
So I get back to Vegas on the 13th get all settled into my new diggs which are phenomial thanks to an absolutely bad ass homeowner roomate of mine. The next few days are spent inprocessing and then I head downtown to fill out the Pre Auth CC Paperwork to guarauntee and pay for my table for NYE. David Takes me to the section that we are going to Invade and I am so excited I can't wait. I hop a plane back to CHii where I rush around seeing everyone I can and rushing the last minute gifts. Shopping on Christmas Eve for the Little Sis. Getting her the Wii with the DJ Hero Game. I did Christmas at the Girls House and Christmas at my house. I got a gift I always wanted. A pair of furry moccasins amazing feel like walking on air.
I hit up Chii Clothing to pick up there whole Winter Line and they invited me to Customer Appreciation night at BonV. I obliged and headed over to BonV a place I find to be one of the better clubs in the Chicagoland area. Had a couple Jack N Cokes from the crazy tables with glowing ice chests in the middle of them and then headed out. I was really nervouse about my 1PM departure from Midway into Las Vegas at 3PM. So I decided to schedule a Massage at Massage Envy for the GF and the new Homeowner Roomate of mine. at 5PM. We get to the airport 2 hrs early because of the underpants bomber thinking the lines will be insane. But they wernt and going thru the Expert Traveler we were in the terminal in minutes. So we headed over to the USO and had some snacks and sammiches and talked with Barb the most amazing woman I see her every time I go thru there. She always makes me a mean Bologna and Cheddar Sammich. After the 2 hrs of resting on the couch "Its Boarding Time!"
We head to the terminal and its DELAYED! ! ! Noooo!! Luckly it was only 30 mins and we took off as soon as we boarded. The girl and I made the B boarding group full flight as nice as we could. But knowing we were going to be getting a massage as soon as we got back was comforting. Especially when someones child started screaming bloody mary. Which I had 2 of. I fell alseep on the arm rest and woke up with the recline button on my face.
We arrive in Las Vegas get the bags. I pull the Zero Level trick in which you go where the Taxis, limos, busses are. Its right outside of the doors of the baggage claim and extremely convinient.
We make it to massage envy with plenty of time. The roomate shows up and we head to a pheonminal Greek Restraunt for the Saganaki! OOopppAAA!!
we head over for our for the massages afterword and then rush home where I find my 3 Buds from the CHii now living in AZONA and CALi. I say get dressed guys cause tonight we loose our minds.After were dressed good old BOO shows up with Barber, I throw in some tracks from Chicago house DJ Infinity and crank it up. I am getting texts that they are closing down the strip at 730 and So I tell everyone to hytail it and get dressed. We all get dressed and we hop in the vehicles and head down. With a police escort infront leading us down to the strip at a nice and fast 65MPH. We show up at the mandalay bay valet and of course Valet is FULL even for hotel guests. My glove box holds many hotel keys. So I pull out a key that works every time. Ben jamin. And say all 4 cars for this? He says Yes Sir. and we pull our cars up and walk into the Mandalay Bay. Airhorn Check, Mints Check, Wallet Check, Disposable Flask Check. Ok Lets Go!...
We hit the tram and I let a nice horn blast go freaking everyone out on the tram deck. To funny. haha.
We make our way to the Luxor and walk thru the Sphinx and under the Sphinx and into the Pyramid of Partying. I am leading the charge of 12 individuals ready to party.
As I approach Cathouse I spot Colton with 2 peeps. And then I see a Asian Fellow with a grin on his face and an outstreched arm. I look around and see profile pictures in real life. I was looking for danks rastafarian ass but was greeted by a good looking gent who looked like he just lit one up in his room. haha. Then I see a fellow who looks a bit English in a Vestido and he says " hello Chappstick, lets get this mess sorted out and lets party." I say indeed and slam to the front of the line getting the attention of the table Composer with his wax pencil in hand and a plexiglass overlayed table map below him. I have 2 open bar wristbands and a table the name is Richard Chapp.
I hand him the ID and he gets my 2 wristbands which I put on what I call "The Runners" people getting the drinks for people that dont consist of just a juice and some vodka. My friend Redman and Evan accept the irresponsibilty and we head up the redcarpeted stairs past all the pictures of women in pictures in Corset Treats....
Big Table with plenty of room for mixers and the 3 Bottles of Goose and 1 Bottle of Jack. Of course there is my carafe of Ginger Ale to keep the stomach settled for this night full of insane debauchery and alcoholic consumption. Looking around I see that there are people part of the crew that don't have a drink in hand. So what do I do? I ask "whatchadrinkin?" Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. JACK. Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. 7 Vodka Crans and 1 Jack and Coke it is! Boom Boom Boom! Everyones drinkin. Clubs filling up. Everybuddy is gettin' Drunk.
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