Ultimate Las Vegas Trip Report...

[dnix]

MGM has a sweet pool

[2MSR]

lol thas pretty dope. I kind of know what you are talking about. I got lucky once and they put me in a room next to the Metro rail tracks.

fuck thats gotta suck...
haha then again im sure the people in the rooms surrounding ours were just as mad at us haha...

[Cisco419]

haha nothing wrong with the calibur ... they have renovated rooms with flat screens!

the funny thing about it is that when my bro(cisco) and loves went in there i guess the room was goin nuts Tv turning on and off or someshit.... lights werent workin haha fuck it it was chill... nuthin a few drinks didnt fix

Yeah the new rooms aren't all that. When Tonya and me first got in there I turned on the bathroom light and it turned off and wouldnt come back on so she called the front desk and started a little story about this being her bachelorette party and she needs to get ready.... then the tv was turning on and off so she called back again. After about 15 minutes she called back and chewed out the lady and then within 5 minutes the tech was up there fixing everything. I guess it was just some breakers that needed to be flipped. We started drinking and forgot about it.

[Cisco419]

We were going to try the whole, "We just got married" thing at check in but she didnt have a ring so we decided not to lol would have been awesome if they hooked us up with something!

[LovesVegas18888]

I know! If London would have came through and got me a ring we would have been set Cisco!!!

[Cisco419]

I know! If London would have came through and got me a ring we would have been set Cisco!!!

It was great, as were walking up you go quick, get me a ring! lol Should have made something out of something and said it had some random significance and maybe gotten some free bottles of bubbly!

[2MSR]

It was great, as were walking up you go quick, get me a ring! lol Should have made something out of something and said it had some random significance and maybe gotten some free bottles of bubbly!

that shit woulda been awesome hahaha you guys woulda got us the honeymoon suite or someshit hahaha there's always next time

[BritishV]

Tried the just got married thing - no joy on getting anything sweet Got a room upgrade, but heck it was Bally's and a $30 sandwich - the least the could do!

[LondonUK]

So having thought our vegas adventures were coming to a close, Marc and I decided to spend tuesday doing a load of tourist type things in vegas.

We set off about 9am and walked the entire length of the strip from the MGM up to stratosphere. We went into a load of casino's on the way and had a beer or two and a burrito as well as we walked. We got photos of all the casino's on the walk, and then finally went up the stratosphere tower and rode the big one!

From there we got a cab to freemont street as marc hadn't been to downtown vegas - for those of you who met marc i'm sure you can guess his reaction "this place is dirty, it smells and everyone who works here are inbred freaks" we didnt stay so long....

We came back to the hotel, and grabbed a drink and then did our own thing for a few hours. We met up a bit later in hooters and played a little BJ there before going on a bit of a bar crawl. We ended up in The Deuce (an amazing new bar in aria) and start chatting to the bar maid. She's really nice and tells us how she used to be a gogo dancer for the light group but is too old now so works behind the bar. Marc and I are in shock as she looks like she's 21, but is actually 29 (I swear american girls age better than english girls!).

We get hungry and ask if they do food, they don't but tell us we can order from one of the other restaurants menus and they'll bring it over for us. We go for the "ultimate surf and turf" (40oz steak and 2lbs of lobster) it was incredible! As we're eating this, a friend of the bar maid turns up and we get introduced to her. She is a model from LA!! While we're sat there talking to her 3 of her friends turn up (also models from LA) these girls are smoking hot and we sit and chat with them for a while.

A bit later these four rich americans start sending shots and a bottle of champagne over to the girls, so they end up talking with these guys instead. Marc and I have one more drink there and get the bill (half of our drinks were missing from the bill so we're pretty happy!) as we get up to go, two of the models get up and come give us their numbers and say they are going to blush later and we should join them - things are looking up.

Marc and I head to caramel bar in the bellagio and have a drink in there. While we're sat down these two girls start chatting us up, but are being so forward they must have been hookers so we got up and left. As we're leaving caramel this hot blonde walks by and says:
"hi, how are you guys doing"
Marc: good thanks, what do you do in vegas?
Blonde: I'm a model/escort
Marc: So you're a hooker then?
Blonde: No, there's a difference!
Marc: why don't we have a drink whilst you explain the difference!!

I can't stop that kid! Anyway, she proceeds to give some B/S difference and then starts telling marc how he wants to "have fun" with her. He gives her a psycology lecture on why she is wrong, she gets confused, writes her number on a napkin and leaves (A picture of the napkin can be found on my fb for anyone who is interested). As she leaves, a brunette sits down between marc and I.
Marc:are you a hooker?
Brunette: no
Marc: really?
Brunette: ok, maybe I am

Marc (to me): we're leaving

So we leave the Bellagio (or the worlds biggest whore house as marc now calls it) and go outside. I video the fountain show that's just started as I get outside and then we get a cab to the wynn.

We have a drink in the parasol bar before texting the models from earlier. They are in Blush so we head on in. We get inside and they are sat on some table with some random guys, so we leave them alone (not really an issue as this place was full of hotties!) and start talking to these three girls. They are from Idaho and one is a hairdresser who is here to do the hair of all the pornstars who are in town, the other two just came along for a holiday in vegas. We're getting on well with them and then one decides she wants to get changed!

The five of us get in a cab and head back to there's, the girl gets changed and we start to head back to blush. On the way out of their hotel we meet the mother of one of the girls and marc freaks out a little (combine with that the fact that one of the three girls was seriously irritating and I don't blame him for running off!)

Marc heads back to blush, and I wait a bit and come back with the three girls. By the time we get back to blush marc is making out with some random girl at the bar so I figured it was about time to make a move on the hairdresser - it worked.

Her friends wanted to head over to hooters to gamble a little, so given hooters is right across the road from the MGM I go with them. Skipping forward to early the next morning, and I'm interrupted by a text message. It's from Virgin atlantic telling me that "due to adverse weather conditions in London our flight has been cancelled".

Marc then spends half an hour on the phone to Virgin atlantic shouting at them, and the best they can do is get us on a flight on friday.

Chapp then comes over to ours to help us pack up (we left the room in a bit of mess....) and then he drives us over to hooters where we stayed last night. Chapp also takes us down to the sign and we get a couple of photos there while drinking Johnny walker straight from the bottle and letting off air horns at 11am! It was a crazy road trip!

So we stayed at hooters last night, and have just moved out of there and into a players suite over at NYNY for tonight as we both have to do a lot of work given we should both have been in the office all day today and tomorrow!!

This trip has been the craziest thing ever, and now I'm down to my last last night in LV I think I'm going to go nuts tonight! Unfortunately marc can't as he has a conference call at 0430 LV time back to some people in england!

I miss all you guys

x

[NyceGuy]

Sounds like fun. Enjoy, and have a safe trip back to England.

Why does it seem like Marc is always making out with someone somewhere. If they made condoms of the mouth, he would be their spokesmodel.

[Guest]

You guys should go to the source on your next trip and get the models from Southern Cali

[KC2Vegas]

man you guys had a hell of a trip. Have a safe flight back

[marrc]

Sounds like fun. Enjoy, and have a safe trip back to England.

Why does it seem like Marc is always making out with someone somewhere. If they made condoms of the mouth, he would be their spokesmodel.

ok, hopefully my flight should depart later this afternoon.

so... what have we been up to on our last day... had to check into a suite at new york new york, met a girl, a marriage, then some serious gambling... met up with colton in tao, had some drinks, and then we went with him to tryst to meet up with all the vaniety staff again... i left at 3am to have a phone meeting with work in london.... no idea where londonuk is.

a more.. thorough update once i get some sleep and put the pieces together.

[dnix]

we are looking forward to pics and the rest of your TR

[marrc]

we are looking forward to pics and the rest of your TR

once me and london, arrive back in london and can go through our blackberry's and camera, we will upload them all. simon has alot of the wedding photos on the camera i think.