"Why did I sign with the Nationals?" Tavarez said told a group of reporters. "When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me."
Well thats good! I always stick to my philosophy of just going for the hottest one possible. Don't waste time with the chubbies. I schooled KC during LDW on how to pick up at Tao.
Sometimes you gotta get past the bouncer to get into the club, if you know what I mean.
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