NyceGuy's Vegas Virgin TR

[P-tr-ck]

I'm starting to remember tidbits of the trip now that I'm back and settled. As they come to me I'll add them to this thread so I don't hijack any other ones out there.

I'll call this... Vegas: The Lost Memories

1. Rehab

My friend and I are walking around the pool doing our "lap". My friend sees some girl and says I'm gonna talk to her, which in guy talk means:

"Look, there's a girl over there standing with her friend. I'm gonna approach her, so can you be kind and talk to her friend?"

He walks away before I say anything and starts talking to the girl. So I swing around and approach her friend from the side. And we start talking.

At some point I say, "So what's the occasion?"
She says, "Bachelorette party."
I say, "That's cool. So who's the bride-to-be."
She says, "I am."
I say, "Well, then I guess you're off limits."
She says, "I'm not married yet..." and gives me a look.

...Silence...

HAHAHA
brilliant!!!

[Drew]

Is ...Silence... the PG-13 version of what happens next? ; )

[Guest]

Is ...Silence... the PG-13 version of what happens next? ; )

You know Nyceguy takes it to the house every time. His nickname is Ed Reed.

[NyceGuy]

Is ...Silence... the PG-13 version of what happens next? ; )

I was only on my first drink, a couple more and I'm sure there would have been another version of that story.

You know Nyceguy takes it to the house every time. His nickname is Ed Reed.

There are some more floating around in my head. I'll post them as I think of them.