RNJBond's LDW Trip Report

[rnjbond]

Dude, Do you talk fast? for some reason I'm reading your TR and i just hear your voice and it's like you are talking really fast..weird...

Haha, only when I tell stories like these. So many details, so little time!

hahaha Downed Samosas huh? Which did you end up hanging out with?

None. After the cute one turned away, I bailed out of the fat one like a marine out of a burning plane.

Also, to clarify, I did not actually steal anyone's wallets. Promise.

[Guest]

None. After the cute one turned away, I bailed out of the fat one like a marine out of a burning plane.

Lol i would've done the same.. So did you meet a lot of desi on the trip?

[rnjbond]

Shockingly, very few.

Only those two girls that night and two girls on Saturday night (details of this encounter, and of how much of a jerk I can be, coming up).

[SunFire]

Shockingly, very few.

Only those two girls that night and two girls on Saturday night (details of this encounter, and of how much of a jerk I can be, coming up).

Looking forward to the jerk moment those are usually my fav's since I always set them as a new standard for myself... I don't mean to but it just happens

[rnjbond]

Alcohol makes one do awesome things.

[Cisco419]

Dude, Do you talk fast? for some reason I'm reading your TR and i just hear your voice and it's like you are talking really fast..weird...

I was reading it the same exact way. like he's talking really fast because he's so excited about it all

[Cisco419]

Ok, perhaps I missed something, why was it that you got kicked out? Was it in connection with the girls that accused you of stealing their wallets?

Or was it that you werent rolling with bluebear?!?

[rnjbond]

Okay, I'm bored at work. Here comes part two:

(Slip in "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas)
Wake up Saturday morning, all of us are really hungover from the night prior. Wake up, wander around, gamble, etc. Watch some college football, place some bets (the spread for the Florida-Charleston Southern game was +63, so clearly, we put tons of cash on it).

Hit up Tao Beach, decide it's too crowded and we're all over LMFAO, so we go to the Venetian pool instead and hang out with some Bud Light Limes. A few friends are impressed by the concept of buoyancy (the idea that a half empty bottle can float in water, whereas a full one cannot). Meanwhile, this one very ripped African-American dude walks across the pool and, seriously, every single person the pool (dude or chick) is staring at him. I'd say he was a college football player, but this was Gameday.

We watch some more games, hang out, miss the JC meetup, then decide the best plan for pre-gaming is to order Pizza Hut, drink, and watch the Cal game (man, remember when Cal was good?), so we do exactly that. My buddy and I run down to Walgreens, pick up some cups, mixers, and a giant industrial-sized Red Bull for me (I'm getting old).

(Switch to "Down" by Jay Sean)
As we get the pizza from the delivery man, we're the only two at the room and we're waiting outside for our friends, who have the only room keys, to show up. In the meantime, we get excited because Florida only won by 61 points = EASY $$$$

While waiting outside, this one gorgeous chick was walking down the hall, complaining she can't get Advil. I brought some Motrin with me, so I offer and she comes in (actually, she waited outside with us while our buddies came back). Her friend follows and, damn, she has a beach-ready body. We know this because she was wearing her bikini in my room.

Normally, I can have a tendency to be really obnoxious to chicks we just meet in this situation, but I decided not to be a clockbock and instead be nice to them, chat them up, etc. They invite us to go to XS with them, but, hey, there's no way seven guys are going to get in. Plus, we have our party bus to worry about!

We pre-game hard, watch Jahvid Best dominate, watch Kevin Riley play smart football (remember those times?!), and down some pizza. Life is great and we're all very drunk at this point. Clearly, it's time to head out -- first destination is Rouge at the MGM.

(Put on "Run This Town" by Jay Z)

We decide that taking a cab would be a waste of money and clearly, the MGM is only a couple minutes away from the Venetian. Drinks to go in red cups in hand (I LOVE VEGAS), with a bottle of Malibu on the side, we wander down the strip. Along the way, we piss about every single person off (and, believe me, this is a tough feat to accomplish in Vegas). We harass the sleazy peope handing out those prostitute cards, yell random stuff at strangers, and take shots out of the bottle (Malibu isn't glass) in the middle of the street. I saw a man dressed as a Pooh Bear somewhere on the strip, and decided to snap a picture with him (will post this when I get back home) and basically attack him with a giant bear hug. His promoter told me not to strangle him.

We finally get to Rouge a little later than anticipated, but who the hell cares?!

It's our bro's birthday, so we made a nice plan - buy him a shot or a drink every half hour. It started at Rouge with their awesome "Buy One Drink Get One Free" specials. Rouge was basically empty except us, but with cheap drinks, who the hell cares?! We pounded shots, scooby snacks, everything, then it's time to migrate onto Tabu.

(Time for "Troublemaker" by Akon)

So I've heard people here talk about how much they enjoy Tabu, but I'm not quite sure I understand. It's a pretty chill place, but the music was all electronic and not the kind that's enjoyable. So we instead decide that we should get even drunker and get the birthday boy drunkest and switch up to AMFs. Whoops.

One friend got into an argument with a Vietnamese tool in a vest. Apparently, the guys thought he was a bouncer and my friend played along with it and took money. This did not please security and friend got kicked out. Clearly, the solution at this point was to surround the Vietnamese man and talk with him. So five of us are around him, while one friend talks to his girlfriend and hits on her (later, we find out he was actually just telling her how much trouble he is in). He summarily gives us his number and invites us to do blow in the bathroom. No, I'm sadly not kidding.

So we're over Tabu and it's midnight of our bro's birthday, so we get him ANOTHER shot in the casino and celebrate loudly. It's time to hit up Rum Jungle and finally see what this bus is.

Now, the party bus is basically a tour bus with partiers on it. It was lame. We were definitely having the most fun, but the rest of the people on the bus were too down to be excited. Plus, they serve you shots on the bus (our hostess was hot, fyi), but it was disgusting Popov's in some sort of a cosmo and it was warm. Screw that.

So now we head onto Rumjungle... oh damnit, time to go back to work. Will post Part III a lot more quickly than Part II!

[rnjbond]

Ok, perhaps I missed something, why was it that you got kicked out? Was it in connection with the girls that accused you of stealing their wallets?

I actually still do not know to this date. I just got kicked out for fun.

[SoCal Girl]

I've said it once, I'll say it again....I love reading your TR to the music. Thanks!

However it lead me to listening to "Don't stop believing" from Journey.

[rnjbond]

Haha, that song will appear in a future section of the TR!

As promised, here is me attacking a Pooh bear on the strip

[dnix]

thats bluebears cousin

[NyCzDoLL]

omg what a funny ass TR...somosa's lololol.....

[NyCzDoLL]

where in cali are u from? bay area? alllll the desi's live there

[kori]

Nice trip report! can't wait to read the rest