Monday recap
So after a day of recovery, I'm once again ready for one last day of fun. We had discussed doing Relax at the Hard Rock but figured since we haven't checked out the Mirage pool we would do that instead.
I get down to the pool about 11 and already there are hardly no seats to be found. As usual the ladies are running late so I find one open seat off in a corner and go ahead and grab it. This chick was sitting beside me, I tried to be nice but she was giving me the F off look so I just went to the bar instead. By the time I come back, F off girl had left and there was another empty chair now. A chick in a chair over starts chatting it up and invites me to slide over to talk.
She is really nice and tells me its her and her hubby her for the weekend. Finally my ladies arrive and the drinking begins. A few minutes later, the husband arrives and its beginning to be a good time. It is at this point, that in my head I begin to forumulate a plan to move the party over to Bare. I had set the stage by buying some drinks and being friendly to the couple. I was confident that my ladies would be down for it but would need some more encouragement.
I pull the husband to the side and mention it- he says they would be down for it. Not long after we are all out of the pool and I mention it to the group- they are all in. Yes, this is going to be a good day.
It's at this point that I would like to offer an official apology to Nas and David. Those guys showed me a great time and I should have text'd them to invite them with us but honestly guys, I wasn't thinking straight as I hope you would understand.
At the Bare entrance, the couple realizes they do not have their ID's. There is talk about not going in- not so fast my friends. Me and the hubby dash upstairs- I'm not letting this opportunity slip. Back in record time, we make our way in. The pool is really small but who cares right? I don't see any open chairs but there is a small plunge pool/jacquizzi in a seperate section that we setup camp in. In this pool is about 4 topless women- my goodness this is great.
Now, the ladies are all anxious- none of them want to be the first to let the puppies fly. I'm working the married woman first because she was the unofficial leader of the women group. After me and the other dude work some on them (including giving me a sneak peek of her's) they finally say if we buy shots- they will do it. Yep, you guess it, I jumped out and ordered them some shots and five minutes later, we have lift off! First it was married women- with her nice fake set. And then my cuz (yes I know that sounds bad but I didn't look), and then yet another one. Only one more remained- and after the girls nag her about it- the top is over there with the others. I'm now in a plunge pool with about 8 topless ladies.
I'm now in a plunge pool with about 8 topless ladies. I am loving life. Most of the girls were still being shy and staying in the water but I got to see enough. As you can imagine it was a great scene.
So after a day of recovery, I'm once again ready for one last day of fun. We had discussed doing Relax at the Hard Rock but figured since we haven't checked out the Mirage pool we would do that instead.
I get down to the pool about 11 and already there are hardly no seats to be found. As usual the ladies are running late so I find one open seat off in a corner and go ahead and grab it. This chick was sitting beside me, I tried to be nice but she was giving me the F off look so I just went to the bar instead. By the time I come back, F off girl had left and there was another empty chair now. A chick in a chair over starts chatting it up and invites me to slide over to talk.
She is really nice and tells me its her and her hubby her for the weekend. Finally my ladies arrive and the drinking begins. A few minutes later, the husband arrives and its beginning to be a good time. It is at this point, that in my head I begin to forumulate a plan to move the party over to Bare. I had set the stage by buying some drinks and being friendly to the couple. I was confident that my ladies would be down for it but would need some more encouragement.
I pull the husband to the side and mention it- he says they would be down for it. Not long after we are all out of the pool and I mention it to the group- they are all in. Yes, this is going to be a good day.
It's at this point that I would like to offer an official apology to Nas and David. Those guys showed me a great time and I should have text'd them to invite them with us but honestly guys, I wasn't thinking straight as I hope you would understand.
At the Bare entrance, the couple realizes they do not have their ID's. There is talk about not going in- not so fast my friends. Me and the hubby dash upstairs- I'm not letting this opportunity slip. Back in record time, we make our way in. The pool is really small but who cares right? I don't see any open chairs but there is a small plunge pool/jacquizzi in a seperate section that we setup camp in. In this pool is about 4 topless women- my goodness this is great.
Now, the ladies are all anxious- none of them want to be the first to let the puppies fly. I'm working the married woman first because she was the unofficial leader of the women group. After me and the other dude work some on them (including giving me a sneak peek of her's) they finally say if we buy shots- they will do it. Yep, you guess it, I jumped out and ordered them some shots and five minutes later, we have lift off! First it was married women- with her nice fake set. And then my cuz (yes I know that sounds bad but I didn't look), and then yet another one. Only one more remained- and after the girls nag her about it- the top is over there with the others. I'm now in a plunge pool with about 8 topless ladies.
I'm now in a plunge pool with about 8 topless ladies. I am loving life. Most of the girls were still being shy and staying in the water but I got to see enough.
As you can imagine it was a great scene.
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