Mr.Vegas' TR

[Mr.Vegas]

Wow. This trip was simply insane. I tried to meet up the JC guys but simply put, we drank till the AM everyday there and was hungover all day. Started right when I landed on Thursday afternoon and did not stop until I left Monday night. I'm still recovering. Still don't feel like writing up a storm yet and waiting for my friends to post pics when possible. I'll come back manana and fill er up.

Again, wow ... fockin' Vegas.

hey bro, when you were out there do you know if met a guy by the name of Hao on your trip? He said he went with a crew of like 20 azn's on LDW to XS and Tao... not sure if he was in your same group.

[Mr.Vegas]

nice TR. You had an awesome night at Tao!

and btw: Post some pics

I was gonna post some pics but some of the girls said if I did, I would die. Hahaha ... I know you can see some on FB if you guys have me added as a friend haha. Crazy times.

[Mr.Vegas]

geeez 9 bottles!? Did anyone go into detox after that session? hahaha

Seriously, I was focked the next day hahaha we drink like fishes man seriously did some damage.

Sounds like an awesome time... No wonder you don't remember talking to me Friday night! Lol btw I got a voicemail from you Saturday too, it was kinda hard to make out what you were saying but it was something about detox.... I was tipsy too so that could be why I didn't understand

Hahahahaha I remember that bro ... we were gonna grab some drinks b/c you were coming to the Palazzo ... I was done son!!!! Hahahahaha FML I can't remember much around 4 am ish hahaha. The next day I was hurting bad man ... TR will be updated soon.

[Mr.Vegas]

Nice report. I can't believe you had a skybox, and you waited 40mins to get in.

Seriously bro, we were rolling deep with guys I don't blame them hahahaha ... all good b/c we made up for the ratio later on the night.

[Cisco419]

Sounds like an awesome time... No wonder you don't remember talking to me Friday night! Lol btw I got a voicemail from you Saturday too, it was kinda hard to make out what you were saying but it was something about detox.... I was tipsy too so that could be why I didn't understand

geeez 9 bottles!? Did anyone go into detox after that session? hahaha

[P-tr-ck]

nice TR. You had an awesome night at Tao!

and btw: Post some pics

[dnix]

Nice report. I can't believe you had a skybox, and you waited 40mins to get in.

[Mr.Vegas]

Friday Day 2:

Woke up with a hangover and based on text messages I apparently sent to Cisco, I must have been hit hard haha. Pretty much chilled during the day ... went to the Palazzo/Venetian gym/sauna to detox. Very relaxing guys ... gotta try it out if you guys ever need to detox from a nights drinking.

Ended up going off the strip and ate some Asian food to soothe the stomach.

By this time, it was already like 6pm hahaha ... I woke up late every freaking day. So I decided to blind bet my friend that was playing at the high stakes blackjack and went up $3K! Got pretty stoked about that so we all ended up going to this place in the Palazzo to get something to eat ... nothing fancy. Since we were with a large group, we had to assemble ... it reminded me of work where you had to act as the project manager and communicate b/w departments hahaha. We all headed back up to the rooms to get the party started.

After everyone changed and since it was the night for TAO, we just went to the Venetian and started randomly drinking and playing blackjack while we waited for the groups to assemble. Well, I think I started drinking too much because remember the 3K that I won earlier ... yeah it was gone hahahahaha fock me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drinking and gambling to double up and get cash for debauchery later was foiled.

Well the line was long as FOCK at TAO and we waited a good 40 minutes to get through so many guys in the VIP area. Once we did get through though, man talk about an amazing view of the club ... we were upstairs looking down on the main floor area from the skybox tables. The table was reserved for 6 bottles (friend has a good host that hooks him up) but that's where the crazy stuff started happening.

Apparently my friends can drink hard ... I mean very hard. My memory was kinda shot but this was what happened hahaha:

- Started drinking when they brought out the bottles ... Patron and Goose. Started mixing them and yelling out VEGAS BIATCHES!

- It got kinda crowded so me and 5 of my closer friends went roaming around the dance floor and then headed to the bar to get shots b/c we got thirsty even though we had tables LOL.

- We headed back up one more time and got another round of shots ... at that time I saw my (girl)friends that were chillin' at our table so the ratio was vastly improved.

- My friend was not impressed yet so he grabbed a shot for me and said "let's go recruit" hahaha ... so off we headed back down and we grabbed more girls to hit our table ... but this is where things got fuzzy hahahahaha

- I remember going up and talking to random girls at our table and my good friends ... my bf's gf told me to drink straight from the Grey bottle but she was in control of how long she would pour. Bad idea. 5 seconds that lasted minutes it seemed.

- My friend then got me right after and said he just got throwed up on hahaha ... he was pissed ... it was from another guy in our group that we just met. ALL OVER HIS BACK! The bouncer kicked that guy out and my friend was just pissed and said "FUCK THIS, I'M LEAVING!"

- Since I was in a drunken stupor I was like okay man, I'll see you out there and apparently I just stayed back and drank my life away hahahaha ...

- End result: We ordered 3 more bottles, totalling 9 for that night. Danced like crazy in the sky box rapping to everything hip hop on the top of our lungs looking down at the dance floor. Our waitress was hot and shit was insane. Fast forward an hour??? I think hahaha

- We were up in our room, ordered room service and drank more apparently. I have no idea WTF happened except that I woke up with my wife beater on and I did an apparent outfit change b/c I was in my chino shorts with my Vans still on ... laying face down on the floor hahaha ...

Lost a lot of cash, drank till death, ate room service, and assed out. Vegas! Saturday will come ... sorry all grad school is killin' me!

I don't have anything against plus sized woman, some are attractive in the face etc but wow, don't dance up on the stage showing off cottage cheese. Really? I know my place as well and I wouldn't do it haha

haha make a mental note.. avoid salsa night. Hip hop / house generally attracts the hotter chicks because the cellulite actually needs to move faster

[hotforvegas]

hahahaha good shit. keep it coming bro. we need more pics

[Cisco419]

Day 1 Thursday:

Arrived with my friend that gambles heavy at Palazzo so they had a chauffer waiting for us with a sign so that already made the beginning of the trip just that much better.

Arrived at the Palazzo around 4pm and headed straight to the bar and got two shots of grey goose and a redbull to wake my Asian ass up for Vegas. Seemed like 4 shots because I drank it on an empty stomach. We gambled a bit during the day and once night hit, we started drinking. The plan was to chill that night but yeah, that didn't really happen haha. So after drinking a bit at the VIP lounge located in the Salon at Palazzo (free drinks and food hahaha ... good to have friends that gamble heavy!) we decided to hit up Lavo. Bad idea. Don't get me wrong but it was salsa night and I have no idea how to salsa nor was I in the mood to hear that. I wanted hip hop but I wasn't getting any of it. We stayed however because the bottle service was pretty cheap ... had one bottle of Absolute for @250 after tip out as well. So we just chilled with a few friends and watch large/plus sized women dance on the tables ... great day. Hahahaha ... I don't have anything against plus sized woman, some are attractive in the face etc but wow, don't dance up on the stage showing off cottage cheese. Really? I know my place as well and I wouldn't do it haha I'm not God's gift for beauty, those are called models. Haha. Anyways we capped off the first night with room service. If anyone stays at the Palazzo and gets room service, it's not on the menu but order "Plain Chicken Wings" fuckin' deliciiiiiooouusssss!!!!!!!!!!

End Day 1 - Nothing major but it was saved for the next day ... trust me haha. More later, I get sick from thinking about how much drinking I did in the ensuing nights ...

I got text from you Thurs night, "Killed 2 bottles haha"

[Mr.Vegas]

Day 1 Thursday:

Arrived with my friend that gambles heavy at Palazzo so they had a chauffer waiting for us with a sign so that already made the beginning of the trip just that much better.

Arrived at the Palazzo around 4pm and headed straight to the bar and got two shots of grey goose and a redbull to wake my Asian ass up for Vegas. Seemed like 4 shots because I drank it on an empty stomach. We gambled a bit during the day and once night hit, we started drinking. The plan was to chill that night but yeah, that didn't really happen haha. So after drinking a bit at the VIP lounge located in the Salon at Palazzo (free drinks and food hahaha ... good to have friends that gamble heavy!) we decided to hit up Lavo. Bad idea. Don't get me wrong but it was salsa night and I have no idea how to salsa nor was I in the mood to hear that. I wanted hip hop but I wasn't getting any of it. We stayed however because the bottle service was pretty cheap ... had one bottle of Absolute for @250 after tip out as well. So we just chilled with a few friends and watch large/plus sized women dance on the tables ... great day. Hahahaha ... I don't have anything against plus sized woman, some are attractive in the face etc but wow, don't dance up on the stage showing off cottage cheese. Really? I know my place as well and I wouldn't do it haha I'm not God's gift for beauty, those are called models. Haha. Anyways we capped off the first night with room service. If anyone stays at the Palazzo and gets room service, it's not on the menu but order "Plain Chicken Wings" fuckin' deliciiiiiooouusssss!!!!!!!!!!

End Day 1 - Nothing major but it was saved for the next day ... trust me haha. More later, I get sick from thinking about how much drinking I did in the ensuing nights ...

It was XS on sunday night.

Oh! I got a pole moment on vid from XS on monday.. you guys might wanna cover your eyes though.