Ellejays Trip Repot

Nice and descriptive TR so far LJ. I like how you break things down in details. I do something similar to this because I actually review everything I do in Vegas on Yelp and I just feed it back to here. Keep up the great work!

I text Peter Kolizeras, who was professional and very nice. I asked him if it was too late to put us on the list and he said to get my butt over there.

Nice. Peter eh? Thanks for the tip..

Met some business guys too who were nice and invited us to meet them at Tryst. It was nice to be invited but I already had super hot plans to meet up with JC forum members and that beats hanging out with suits any day!

Aww no gold diggin? hahaha

Darryl met up with us and went about finding more ladies as we were very much out numbered. We picked up some girls who were nice enough and made our way to Tao. Darryl got us is so quick! It was awesome, and Patrick is right, the look on peoples faces was hilarious. I am so glad I did not have to wait because part of the line is outside and it was still really hot, and my feet were sore from the previous nights of partying.

Man I wonder why Darryl got banned..hes got the hook ups!

The outside balcony is really cool to look at the strip and the people looking up at the party. The girls in the bathtubs where cool too. But the ones pretending to make out were very awkward. Just being honest. We danced and danced and drank and drank.

Were they wearing pasties or were they really topless? Thats what I want to know lol

[ellejay]

ok I will post more tonight but I have to go to work! Thanks for all your comments!

Oh and Elle, is not against Asian boys at all... that's just on day four!

I'll work on more during lunch!

We decided to use my Stripburger Restaurant.com coupon. So we headed down the strip. It was SO hot. We felt like we were going to die. When we finally got the stripburger we were starving.

Yea restaurants.com is the sh*t in Vegas. Always grab the $100 ENVY coupons when they are available.

She was pointing out all sorts of things that I did not see. Like a few women decided that camel toe was a fashion statement. I so wish I had a camera, but I wouldn't want to get kicked off the site for posting such gross pictures!

Its not a fashion statement?

To get on the list for those clubs I used
Chris Hornak
He got us on the list no problem and is very professional. I would give him the highest recommendation. I am not sure if I can post his contact info, as I don't want to offend anyone on the we site, but I would be happy to give it out. And no he never asked me for a dime nor expected anything. Very very professional.

Yea that dude works for Freevegaspasses.com and hes pretty legit and straight up. He hooked us up with Rain access. Ladies free, guys $20 to get in. He also does ditch fridays, but not Sundays. I checked.

When he said that he had two Asian friends that “”loved tall blonde chicks” Like he was trying to pimp us out. Wow... we walked away.

No asian boyz 4 LJ

One of the Koalas was going crazy having a good time. We called him the Manamal. He even bite me. He ended up getting thrown out and it was beyond hilarious.. (wait so my friend bite me Nick at the strip club I'll post pics)

LJ likes Aussies instead of asian boyz

Dude is not paying anyone to talk to me. So in those rooms you can totally touch boobs have them in your face and even...... wait for it.......MOTERBOAT! I did it! I also got to grab her but which was great because it was nice and walking the strip, I saw way too many fat ass's and so I needed to get them out of my mind.

Thats Cisco's favorite thing to do

When we got into the cab it was daylight and we were dressed in our clubbing clothes. People with families were looking at us like we were 'tutes. I guess I dont blame them.

Its usually the dads and husbands that get all wide mouthed and the wives get all jealous

My friend and I ended up getting pulled over to an older gentleman table for some champagne. It was actually pretty awkward because the guy was nice but he kept talking to me like I was an idiot. I decided that champagne wasn't really worth the trouble so I excused myself. I would recommend that if you get an outside table to skip the champagne as it does heat up fast.

Yea you only want them to take advantage of you when its a premium bottle of goose! Don't settle for no cheap @ss champagne..

Industry night means a lot of the dancers from XS and other clubs show up. Dancers are fit!

So which night of week is this again?

Right when we get in we sit down on some couches and have a drink. A guy we were with had a little bit on money sticking out of his front pocket and a stripper ran up, jumped on him, grabbed the money, and then ran off. That is so shady!!!! So he was a bit angry.

Kind of reminds me of a vulcher when they get hungry...

[KC2Vegas]

this tr keeps getting better and better

[cashrules]

These TR's are amazing!!!

[Mr.Vegas]

When I stood over it this gross guy leaned over me and said “wish I was on the bottom looking up!” Ick.....

PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a DB!!!! Seriously? Hahahahahahahahaha man no shame!

Great TR elle! Now get a ticket for LDW!

[P-tr-ck]

OH I forgot to add that I called Partick at like 4 in the morning and while we were talking (if you can call it that, he was with what sounded like a gaggle of ladies saying he was "So drunk" over and over, he dropped his phone, and it was never ever seen again!

thank you for filling this hole in my memory.
Crazy times

[ellejay]

OH I forgot to add that I called Partick at like 4 in the morning and while we were talking (if you can call it that, he was with what sounded like a gaggle of ladies saying he was "So drunk" over and over, he dropped his phone, and it was never ever seen again!

[ellejay]

in your pocket... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

that way you will always be with me right?

[ellejay]

more to come tomorrow...............

[mrankimonki]

Day 3 Thursday
The Tao of JC forum members, a secret Tryst, and Angry Girls on Poles

HAPPY BITHDAY TO ME!!!
So on the third day our hero awakens to the smell of stripper all over her, and the angry throbbng of two feet put through hell. Our hero is also VERY VERY hung over.

So me and K. decided to grab food somewhere (I totally forgot where we ate, but I'm sure it wasn't that great) and get our drink on. We were told by my local friend that Bare would be fun today and so we figured we would give it a try.

I text Peter Kolizeras, who was professional and very nice. I asked him if it was too late to put us on the list and he said to get my butt over there.

Bare: Bare at the Mirage is a very intimate topless pool. Because it was my birthday K. kept buying me drinks and by drink three I was feeling more than good. We floated in the water and I got to check her out in her bikini. I tried to get her to take her top off, but I couldn't get her to show her tata's off! At first it seemed less friendly then other pool parties I have been too. With people looking at you like a piece of meat and not smiling or having fun. That changed after more people showed up and then the party was in full swing.

I met a local girl who was SOOO nice, but I had a hard time talking with her because her nipple was poking out over the top of her suit and she did not know it. K. kept trying to catch my eye and I knew if I looked at her I would show that I was seeing nipple.

There were some french guys that came by and hit on us. They were polite but totally hard to understand. I think foreign guys can be cute but its a huge chore to have small talk with them when they don't speak English well. One said:

“I REALLY like your Poosing”
“My What?!?”
“Poosing! Poosing!” pointing at my lower body
“WHATTTTTTTTT”

Then I realized he was trying to say PIERCING not the OTHER word I thought he was saying. I was almost going to slap his face! Ha! Either that or see if I was showing more than I meant too. (its happens...)

Met some business guys too who were nice and invited us to meet them at Tryst. It was nice to be invited but I already had super hot plans to meet up with JC forum members and that beats hanging out with suits any day!

When I got back to the room I checked my phone and I got a txt from Patrick telling me he arrived and that he got a suite! I was so happy for him. We decided to meet at a hotel bar and then move on to Tao. My friend and I got there early so we decided to have a drink and gamble a little bit. We were laughing and having a good time when all these HOT forum members started to trickle in ha ha. My friend K. was super cool about meeting with everyone given that she does not go on this site.

So I got to meet Patrick (ladies he is tall and a fresh faced cutie), his friend (great skin, and the cutest nose), Warren (dressed so nice, and tall, and rich in flasks), mrankimonki (I wanted to put him in my pocket!) I was so glad that no one was crazy or whatever because I have never met anyone via the internet and I was nervous.

Darryl met up with us and went about finding more ladies as we were very much out numbered. We picked up some girls who were nice enough and made our way to Tao. Darryl got us is so quick! It was awesome, and Patrick is right, the look on peoples faces was hilarious. I am so glad I did not have to wait because part of the line is outside and it was still really hot, and my feet were sore from the previous nights of partying.

Tao: When you enter Tao you will find a restaurant with a huge bar on the first floor. With you stamp you make your way up the stairs to the second floor where you will find yourself in a dark, very asian inspired, labyrinth of cool. My friend and I grabbed some drinks with the guys and took it all in. 'We were there early and it was already starting to fill up, but it was great to go a bit early because we were able to really see the club!

I love when people sing Happy birthday to me, so THANKS PATRICK for singing happy birthday in German to me! It was super cool!

Warren totally owes me a liquid cocain shot

Me and K. walked around the club and hit the dance floor with Patrick and his friend for a little bit. Patrick was going insane drinking and talking with everyone. It was great to see. He kept buying me birthday drinks it was crazy. At one point I was SUPER drunk and I didn't want to drink anymore, I turned around after not seeing Patrick for awhile and he had his hands full of drinks. I was like no way!!! I can't drink anymore, but I did anyway.

The outside balcony is really cool to look at the strip and the people looking up at the party. The girls in the bathtubs where cool too. But the ones pretending to make out were very awkward. Just being honest. We danced and danced and drank and drank.

Then I have no idea why but I decided I wanted to get out of Tao and go to Tryst “Right Away” My momory is really fuzzy at this point....

We were on the list for Tryst using the contact from this site which was again very professional and nice. There was a huge line but I just walked right past them all and got in for free for nothing.

Tryst: Very pretty club. Has a pole, which is great and a nice outside area. I love the waterfall and it feels like a nice environment to meet people.

Apparently I was so drunk, I kicked the girls off the pole (they werent doing tricks anyway) and did my spins and twirls. Those girls got SOOOO mad at being shown up, but I showed them some easy spins and it the competitive spirit made them get even crazier. I totally didn't care about guys watching I just wanted to show K. that I could do some tricks and I was drunk. I can't understand why some people can let the drunk girl be drunk for a second!

We went on the dancefloor and danced. I was the biggest pimp because I had the prettiest girl dancing with me ha! She kept shoeing away people. We were wasted.

Note to Tall guy with the face: Screeming “YOU GUYS ARE HOT” over and over stops being a compliment and becomes scary.

One of the girls from the pole incident came over and offered to buy me a drink. I turned her down because I was more than wasted, and she got super pissed at me!!!

I can't comment this time on what people looked like as a whole because it's all a haze. So sorry guys!!!

I don't remember much after that. I can tell you that if K. wasn't there to usher me out I probably would have gotten kicked out for being to drunk.

Drinks $50 (thanks to everyone who hooked it up for my bday)
Cabs $30
Everything else comp

in your pocket... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[ellejay]

Day 3 Thursday
The Tao of JC forum members, a secret Tryst, and Angry Girls on Poles

HAPPY BITHDAY TO ME!!!
So on the third day our hero awakens to the smell of stripper all over her, and the angry throbbng of two feet put through hell. Our hero is also VERY VERY hung over.

So me and K. decided to grab food somewhere (I totally forgot where we ate, but I'm sure it wasn't that great) and get our drink on. We were told by my local friend that Bare would be fun today and so we figured we would give it a try.

I text Peter Kolizeras, who was professional and very nice. I asked him if it was too late to put us on the list and he said to get my butt over there.

Bare: Bare at the Mirage is a very intimate topless pool. Because it was my birthday K. kept buying me drinks and by drink three I was feeling more than good. We floated in the water and I got to check her out in her bikini. I tried to get her to take her top off, but I couldn't get her to show her tata's off! At first it seemed less friendly then other pool parties I have been too. With people looking at you like a piece of meat and not smiling or having fun. That changed after more people showed up and then the party was in full swing.

I met a local girl who was SOOO nice, but I had a hard time talking with her because her nipple was poking out over the top of her suit and she did not know it. K. kept trying to catch my eye and I knew if I looked at her I would show that I was seeing nipple.

There were some french guys that came by and hit on us. They were polite but totally hard to understand. I think foreign guys can be cute but its a huge chore to have small talk with them when they don't speak English well. One said:

“I REALLY like your Poosing”
“My What?!?”
“Poosing! Poosing!” pointing at my lower body
“WHATTTTTTTTT”

Then I realized he was trying to say PIERCING not the OTHER word I thought he was saying. I was almost going to slap his face! Ha! Either that or see if I was showing more than I meant too. (its happens...)

Met some business guys too who were nice and invited us to meet them at Tryst. It was nice to be invited but I already had super hot plans to meet up with JC forum members and that beats hanging out with suits any day!

When I got back to the room I checked my phone and I got a txt from Patrick telling me he arrived and that he got a suite! I was so happy for him. We decided to meet at a hotel bar and then move on to Tao. My friend and I got there early so we decided to have a drink and gamble a little bit. We were laughing and having a good time when all these HOT forum members started to trickle in ha ha. My friend K. was super cool about meeting with everyone given that she does not go on this site.

So I got to meet Patrick (ladies he is tall and a fresh faced cutie), his friend (great skin, and the cutest nose), Warren (dressed so nice, and tall, and rich in flasks), mrankimonki (I wanted to put him in my pocket!) I was so glad that no one was crazy or whatever because I have never met anyone via the internet and I was nervous.

Darryl met up with us and went about finding more ladies as we were very much out numbered. We picked up some girls who were nice enough and made our way to Tao. Darryl got us is so quick! It was awesome, and Patrick is right, the look on peoples faces was hilarious. I am so glad I did not have to wait because part of the line is outside and it was still really hot, and my feet were sore from the previous nights of partying.

Tao: When you enter Tao you will find a restaurant with a huge bar on the first floor. With you stamp you make your way up the stairs to the second floor where you will find yourself in a dark, very asian inspired, labyrinth of cool. My friend and I grabbed some drinks with the guys and took it all in. 'We were there early and it was already starting to fill up, but it was great to go a bit early because we were able to really see the club!

I love when people sing Happy birthday to me, so THANKS PATRICK for singing happy birthday in German to me! It was super cool!

Warren totally owes me a liquid cocain shot

Me and K. walked around the club and hit the dance floor with Patrick and his friend for a little bit. Patrick was going insane drinking and talking with everyone. It was great to see. He kept buying me birthday drinks it was crazy. At one point I was SUPER drunk and I didn't want to drink anymore, I turned around after not seeing Patrick for awhile and he had his hands full of drinks. I was like no way!!! I can't drink anymore, but I did anyway.

The outside balcony is really cool to look at the strip and the people looking up at the party. The girls in the bathtubs where cool too. But the ones pretending to make out were very awkward. Just being honest. We danced and danced and drank and drank.

Then I have no idea why but I decided I wanted to get out of Tao and go to Tryst “Right Away” My momory is really fuzzy at this point....

We were on the list for Tryst using the contact from this site which was again very professional and nice. There was a huge line but I just walked right past them all and got in for free for nothing.

Tryst: Very pretty club. Has a pole, which is great and a nice outside area. I love the waterfall and it feels like a nice environment to meet people.

Apparently I was so drunk, I kicked the girls off the pole (they werent doing tricks anyway) and did my spins and twirls. Those girls got SOOOO mad at being shown up, but I showed them some easy spins and it the competitive spirit made them get even crazier. I totally didn't care about guys watching I just wanted to show K. that I could do some tricks and I was drunk. I can't understand why some people can let the drunk girl be drunk for a second!

We went on the dancefloor and danced. I was the biggest pimp because I had the prettiest girl dancing with me ha! She kept shoeing away people. We were wasted.

Note to Tall guy with the face: Screeming “YOU GUYS ARE HOT” over and over stops being a compliment and becomes scary.

One of the girls from the pole incident came over and offered to buy me a drink. I turned her down because I was more than wasted, and she got super pissed at me!!!

I can't comment this time on what people looked like as a whole because it's all a haze. So sorry guys!!!

I don't remember much after that. I can tell you that if K. wasn't there to usher me out I probably would have gotten kicked out for being to drunk.

Drinks $50 (thanks to everyone who hooked it up for my bday)
Cabs $30
Everything else comp

[SoCal Girl]

Great TR...Keep it coming. This is great entertainment for me before I head out to boring Laughlin this weekend. Oh well you make your own fun right?