Ellejays Trip Repot

[SDGonzo]

no need to apologize for the hijack............. iffffffffff i can take your apology for past times I made out all random like with someone and they had octopus hands! I mean I need to get an apology from somewhere!

Consider it done

[ellejay]

Ok just checkin - cuz if it were you I needed to apologize for the drunken octopus hands, lol

no need to apologize for the hijack............. iffffffffff i can take your apology for past times I made out all random like with someone and they had octopus hands! I mean I need to get an apology from somewhere!

[wat]

Um...Wife. I know, I know - I was REALLY smashed!
Sorry Elle - didnt mean to hijack your TR

The big question, though, is did you take off your wedding ring?

Um...Wife. I know, I know - I was REALLY smashed!
Sorry Elle - didnt mean to hijack your TR

hahaha very nice !

[SDGonzo]

Hilarious.. i thought I read somewhere you brought the GF

Um...Wife. I know, I know - I was REALLY smashed!
Sorry Elle - didnt mean to hijack your TR

Ok just checkin - cuz if it were you I needed to apologize for the drunken octopus hands, lol

Hilarious.. i thought I read somewhere you brought the GF

[SDGonzo]

I did not randomly make out with anyone at tryst! We were in the girls zone! I would have totally put that in the report if it happened though!!!! What a story!

Ok just checkin - cuz if it were you I needed to apologize for the drunken octopus hands, lol

[Mr.Vegas]

the random chick I danced with and quite possibly made out very heavily with on the dancefloor, would you?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas! Perfect man hahahaha ... good stuff!

[ellejay]

I did not randomly make out with anyone at tryst! We were in the girls zone! I would have totally put that in the report if it happened though!!!! What a story!

[SDGonzo]

Wait - so you guys DID end up at Tryst after all? I was so gone by about 1....you wouldn't happen to be the random chick I danced with and quite possibly made out very heavily with on the dancefloor, would you? Just checkin....

Day 3 Thursday
The Tao of JC forum members, a secret Tryst, and Angry Girls on Poles

HAPPY BITHDAY TO ME!!!
So on the third day our hero awakens to the smell of stripper all over her, and the angry throbbng of two feet put through hell. Our hero is also VERY VERY hung over.

So me and K. decided to grab food somewhere (I totally forgot where we ate, but I'm sure it wasn't that great) and get our drink on. We were told by my local friend that Bare would be fun today and so we figured we would give it a try.

I text Peter Kolizeras, who was professional and very nice. I asked him if it was too late to put us on the list and he said to get my butt over there.

Bare: Bare at the Mirage is a very intimate topless pool. Because it was my birthday K. kept buying me drinks and by drink three I was feeling more than good. We floated in the water and I got to check her out in her bikini. I tried to get her to take her top off, but I couldn't get her to show her tata's off! At first it seemed less friendly then other pool parties I have been too. With people looking at you like a piece of meat and not smiling or having fun. That changed after more people showed up and then the party was in full swing.

I met a local girl who was SOOO nice, but I had a hard time talking with her because her nipple was poking out over the top of her suit and she did not know it. K. kept trying to catch my eye and I knew if I looked at her I would show that I was seeing nipple.

There were some french guys that came by and hit on us. They were polite but totally hard to understand. I think foreign guys can be cute but its a huge chore to have small talk with them when they don't speak English well. One said:

“I REALLY like your Poosing”
“My What?!?”
“Poosing! Poosing!” pointing at my lower body
“WHATTTTTTTTT”

Then I realized he was trying to say PIERCING not the OTHER word I thought he was saying. I was almost going to slap his face! Ha! Either that or see if I was showing more than I meant too. (its happens...)

Met some business guys too who were nice and invited us to meet them at Tryst. It was nice to be invited but I already had super hot plans to meet up with JC forum members and that beats hanging out with suits any day!

When I got back to the room I checked my phone and I got a txt from Patrick telling me he arrived and that he got a suite! I was so happy for him. We decided to meet at a hotel bar and then move on to Tao. My friend and I got there early so we decided to have a drink and gamble a little bit. We were laughing and having a good time when all these HOT forum members started to trickle in ha ha. My friend K. was super cool about meeting with everyone given that she does not go on this site.

So I got to meet Patrick (ladies he is tall and a fresh faced cutie), his friend (great skin, and the cutest nose), Warren (dressed so nice, and tall, and rich in flasks), mrankimonki (I wanted to put him in my pocket!) I was so glad that no one was crazy or whatever because I have never met anyone via the internet and I was nervous.

Darryl met up with us and went about finding more ladies as we were very much out numbered. We picked up some girls who were nice enough and made our way to Tao. Darryl got us is so quick! It was awesome, and Patrick is right, the look on peoples faces was hilarious. I am so glad I did not have to wait because part of the line is outside and it was still really hot, and my feet were sore from the previous nights of partying.

Tao: When you enter Tao you will find a restaurant with a huge bar on the first floor. With you stamp you make your way up the stairs to the second floor where you will find yourself in a dark, very asian inspired, labyrinth of cool. My friend and I grabbed some drinks with the guys and took it all in. 'We were there early and it was already starting to fill up, but it was great to go a bit early because we were able to really see the club!

I love when people sing Happy birthday to me, so THANKS PATRICK for singing happy birthday in German to me! It was super cool!

Warren totally owes me a liquid cocain shot

Me and K. walked around the club and hit the dance floor with Patrick and his friend for a little bit. Patrick was going insane drinking and talking with everyone. It was great to see. He kept buying me birthday drinks it was crazy. At one point I was SUPER drunk and I didn't want to drink anymore, I turned around after not seeing Patrick for awhile and he had his hands full of drinks. I was like no way!!! I can't drink anymore, but I did anyway.

The outside balcony is really cool to look at the strip and the people looking up at the party. The girls in the bathtubs where cool too. But the ones pretending to make out were very awkward. Just being honest. We danced and danced and drank and drank.

Then I have no idea why but I decided I wanted to get out of Tao and go to Tryst “Right Away” My momory is really fuzzy at this point....

We were on the list for Tryst using the contact from this site which was again very professional and nice. There was a huge line but I just walked right past them all and got in for free for nothing.

Tryst: Very pretty club. Has a pole, which is great and a nice outside area. I love the waterfall and it feels like a nice environment to meet people.

Apparently I was so drunk, I kicked the girls off the pole (they werent doing tricks anyway) and did my spins and twirls. Those girls got SOOOO mad at being shown up, but I showed them some easy spins and it the competitive spirit made them get even crazier. I totally didn't care about guys watching I just wanted to show K. that I could do some tricks and I was drunk. I can't understand why some people can let the drunk girl be drunk for a second!

We went on the dancefloor and danced. I was the biggest pimp because I had the prettiest girl dancing with me ha! She kept shoeing away people. We were wasted.

Note to Tall guy with the face: Screeming “YOU GUYS ARE HOT” over and over stops being a compliment and becomes scary.

One of the girls from the pole incident came over and offered to buy me a drink. I turned her down because I was more than wasted, and she got super pissed at me!!!

I can't comment this time on what people looked like as a whole because it's all a haze. So sorry guys!!!

I don't remember much after that. I can tell you that if K. wasn't there to usher me out I probably would have gotten kicked out for being to drunk.

Drinks $50 (thanks to everyone who hooked it up for my bday)
Cabs $30
Everything else comp

[hotforvegas]

It's been posted several times. Should of asked. Hes not that big of deal anyway. I just use him for the women.

I didnt know he had a table at the Bank on Sundays. Could of came in handy when they increased my bottle minimum to 2 bottles for three people. I told them to stick it

[dnix]

i doubt any of us knew where it was and how to contact the right people!

It's been posted several times. Should of asked. Hes not that big of deal anyway. I just use him for the women.

[hotforvegas]

I have been to Ditch, Wet and Rehab and prefer Wet. Your right not too big and not too small.

With regards to Bare vs Moorea which did you prefer?
Great trip report, I love your style of writing.

Plus girls with fake ones are all about getting a good grab, after all they PAID for them! Why not get your $$ worth? Anyway if you know someone who was complaining about a topless blonde running feeling up their girlfriends you MIGHT know who that was!

So whats the etiquette on t1tty grabbing for the ladies? Just run up pretend you are drunk and grab away.. or you carefully sneak up from behind and do the reverse juggle?

So when we get to the car he starts grabbing for the keys and I'm like no your wasted. And he turns on me! He starts saying shit that made no sense. But I got the feeling that he was going to get even worse, so I grabbed my friend and left.
(Side note: My friend ended up trying to take him home to sober him up. On the way he stopped at a stoplight and the drunk guy jumps out of the car and takes his shirt off... throws it into the road and starts running away.

umm roid rage... Glad they have security everywhere in LV.

Caramel: Caramel is a nice little bar! It was full of an older more mature crowd but not too many grayhairs. On the inside it kind of reminds me of a nicer bar in the SF where I am from. Except cleaner (bay area folks know what I mean) and there is nice music.

For the ladies they get two for one drinks with pass. It makes AMF's like $14 for TWO.

More reasons for ladies to show for the JC meet up on LDW.

Ok I will lift my boycott for now to review your TR

We had lunch at Tamba the Indian restaurant. It wasn't that bad and if you are a non meat eater than its one of the best options I've found. They also have a restaurant.com coupon, so yay for saying $10! I did burn my finger a little bit on one of the buffet warmers. I think it was because my mind was slow from the marathon partying I had been doing.

I saw that coupon too! Since I m indian, I m a little picky about it. How was the food there?

Make sure you get there early and you can grab a chair and party the day away!

I thought theres a food n bev minimum on those? Which chairs are you talking about?

I mean the bodies on these guys were for real.

The magics of attending the gym regularly...