Best/Worst PicK up Line!

[Cisco419]

INSIDE OF YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha that was his song to her!!! awesome!!!

or the guy on his honeymoon, "if god was a city contracter he wouldn't have put the sewer next to the playground"

[Keebler]

that part was hilarious!!!

there's a similar scene in Forgetting Sarah ******** but I can't remember it!

INSIDE OF YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cisco419]

How about that scene in "The Break Up" when Vince Vaughn goes out with his brother back to a club for the first time in forever and they sit down at a table next to these 2 girls and hes telling Vince "Girls want their information fast and quick. The times have changed" and then he turns to the girls and goes "Now let me tell you what i want to do to you. First i want to take off all your clothes, and then i want to wrap you in cerain wrap, and then im going to make 2 holes, 1 for your mouth and one for your...." and the girl gets up and walks away. hahahaha I always thought that was hilarious.

that part was hilarious!!!

there's a similar scene in Forgetting Sarah ******** but I can't remember it!

[masterdeviance]

It's made with bits of real panther so you know its good

[Keebler]

How about that scene in "The Break Up" when Vince Vaughn goes out with his brother back to a club for the first time in forever and they sit down at a table next to these 2 girls and hes telling Vince "Girls want their information fast and quick. The times have changed" and then he turns to the girls and goes "Now let me tell you what i want to do to you. First i want to take off all your clothes, and then i want to wrap you in cerain wrap, and then im going to make 2 holes, 1 for your mouth and one for your...." and the girl gets up and walks away. hahahaha I always thought that was hilarious.

[Mike7T7]

60% of the time it works 100% of the time. Just like Sex Panther.

Lmao Sex Panther FTMFW!!!

[Keebler]

bahahahahaha is that really 50/50?

60% of the time it works 100% of the time. Just like Sex Panther.

[masterdeviance]

In that scene in "40 yr old virgin" I remember Steve Carell's friend's goal is just to hit on the drunkest girls. lol morally ambiguous and not something i go for, but you know alot of guys in vegas esp. are relying on this.

[AKBoarder]

p.s.

my new pickup line..

"i post both ways"

[AKBoarder]

That's the thing about lines, is that you hit the nail on the head...

if you're a total skeezball and she's like "eww" you could have the smoothest line in the world and you're going to get shot down

honestly pick up lines are more for the guy because it's just something easy for us to remember to say when we're wasted, that way you don't just walk up and stand there with your mouth open because you're too drunktarded to talk

[Mike7T7]

bahahahahaha is that really 50/50?

Lol depends how wasted you and the person you talking to

[dnix]

Honestly, I think if a girl goes for that shit, she would go for any line. Shes interested regardless of what you say. IMO

[SoCal Girl]

Some guy came up to me and said: " Hey I like your shoes...I wonder how they would look under my bed"

They were really hot shoes but....

[masterdeviance]

bahahahahaha is that really 50/50?

lol sounds more like 10/90

[masterdeviance]

The stupidest one I've ever personally used, that worked, was walking up to this group of girls, honing in on the one I wanted to talk to, and go "My favorite muppet is Grover, which one was yours?" and she gave me that same completely fucking "are you retarded" look and then busted up laughing hysterically. It ended up going very well for me.

Other than that, I'm not really a pickup line guy, I normally just introduce myself to any girl I want to talk to and go from there, or ask them to dance. It's been a couple years though, so I'm probably rusty as hell.

Hahaha saying randomass things to chicks is like my forte. It esp works when they've heard every other stupid pickup line in the known universe. You have to say it with the right amount of slyness and with the proper body lang to not look like a weirdo though. And you have to move on quick from the weirdass question to something else.